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Making Millions Happy

By: luvly1Published: 03/05/2006
 
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Bill, Hillary and Kerry are flying on Kerry's wife's private jet.

Bill looks at Hillary, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Hillary shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Kerry says, "Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says to her co-pilot, "Such Bigshots back there..... I could throw all of them out the window and make millions happy."

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    I hear (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (03.05.2006 10:39:23 AM EST)

    that....lol

    Air Force One (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (03.05.2006 1:03:28 AM EST)


    about time

    We all know clinton is a total ass wipe.

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    started by leadj
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    LOL luv

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