"I appreciate people's opinions, but I'm more interested in news. And the best way to get the news is from objective sources, and the most objective sources I have are people on my staff who tell me what's happening in the world." —Bush, redefining "objectivity." Source: CNN, "Bush 'Not Paying Attention' to Democratic Race: President Getting His News From Aides," Sept. 23, 2003
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Monica's Vote
By: Anonymous
Published: 09/04/2004
Monica Lewinksi says she will vote republican this time because last time a democrat left a bad taste in mouth
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