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 Republicans | | By: sleepwalker2000 | Published: 11/08/2003 | | |  |
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During one of the government classes at the University of Houston, the professor asked, "How many of your are Republicans?" About half the class raised their hands. Then he asked one woman why she had chosen that affiliation.
"My parents are Republicans," she answered.
"And if your parents had been morons," he asked sarcastically, "what would that have made you?"
"Well, she replied, smiling sweetly, "I guess I'd have been a Democrat." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? |  | |  | Related Links Republicans Have More Nightmares
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