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By: sleepwalker2000Published: 11/08/2003
 
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During one of the government classes at the University of Houston, the professor asked, "How many of your are Republicans?" About half the class raised their hands. Then he asked one woman why she had chosen that affiliation.

"My parents are Republicans," she answered.

"And if your parents had been morons," he asked sarcastically, "what would that have made you?"

"Well, she replied, smiling sweetly, "I guess I'd have been a Democrat."

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    very (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.09.2003 8:20:51 PM EST)

    good I like it...lol

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    started by thecritic
    (11.09.2003 8:08:53 AM EST)


    A freaking goofball...

    LMAO

    Good one SW

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

    ROFLMAO!! (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (11.08.2003 11:59:28 AM EST)


    Not only is this joke a crack-up, the fallout figures to be even better. WTG, SW, I love it!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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