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 The Titanic & Clinton | | By: Anonymous | Published: 06/08/2000 | | |  |
| THE TITANIC & CLINTON:
An analysis about our leader and the latest video in the shops.
TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet.
CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet.
TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long.
CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long.
TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.
CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.
TITANIC VIDEO: Villain: White Star Line.
CLINTON VIDEO: Villain: Ken Starr.
TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist.
CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a B.S. artist.
TITANIC VIDEO: In one part, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill.
TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica.
TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there.
TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
CLINTON VIDEO: Monica's forced to return her gifts.
TITANIC VIDEO: Behind the scenes: Leonardo DiCaprio is wildly popular.
CLINTON VIDEO: Behind the scenes: Bill Clinton's approval rating is at 70%.
TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
CLINTON VIDEO: Monica... uh, never mind.
TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary.
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To bad
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darkoverlord
(06.08.2001 11:13:27 AM EST)
cilton didn't drown as well. But I some how think that after all the people he has had killed that his death will not be followed by an icy
crave.They say he's a socialist wrong he is a communist because he does kill the people that get in his way.Help save The USA. Punch, Kick, Slap,make fun of and just beat the shit of Commypig losers (aka) liberals.
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Amazing Similarity
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(02.20.2001 3:46:33 AM EST)
I'm surprise by the amazing similarity that Bill has with the titanic. Keep it up guys!!!
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the truth about bill
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Anonymous Goofball
(02.17.2001 4:06:05 PM EST)
i think bill clinton sucks ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(11.29.2000 9:00:09 AM EST)
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(07.29.2000 4:56:13 PM EST)
So I guess bill went home to an icy death tooSpank my ass!
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Another thing...
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OliverClozoff
(06.10.2000 0:05:10 AM EST)
The Titanic and Clinton's morals are both lower than whale shit!;o)
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LOL!!!
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(06.09.2000 10:23:31 AM EST)
That was the funniest thing I've read in a while. :-D
Overall, however, this site still sucks.
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