I know this is old but we have gotten requests to put it up again. And besides, it is funny ...
This is an exact excerpt from a National Public Radio (NPR)
interview between a female broadcaster and US Army General
Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting
his military installation.
INTERVIEWER: "So, General Reinwald, what things are you going
to teach these young boys when they visit your base?"
GENERAL REINWALD: "We're going to teach them climbing,
canoeing, archery, and shooting."
INTERVIEWER: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"
GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see why, they'll be properly
supervised on the rifle range."
INTERVIEWER: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
activity to be teaching children?"
GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see how. We will be teaching them
proper rifle range discipline before they even touch a
firearm."
INTERVIEWER: "But you're equipping them to become violent
killers."
GENERAL REINWALD: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute,
but you're not one, are you?"
The radio went silent and the interview ended.