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"By making the right choices, we can make the right choice for our future."—Bush, sharing insights into improving Americans' health and fitness Source: The White House, "President Bush Highlights Health and Fitness Initiative: Remarks by the President on Fitness," July 18, 2003
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"I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if theycan help me, and I say,' Have you got anything I'd like?' Then they ask mewhat size I need, and I say, ' Extra medium.'"
— Steven Wright, Comedian
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#210 1.3 billion pounds of peanuts are produced in Georgia each year.
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so ugly she looks like the elephant man chewing on a wasp.
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Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
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 Hillary's Boyfriend | | By: banana chick | Published: 02/27/2000 | | |  |
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Bill and Hillary are out driving in the country near Hillary`s
hometown. They are low on fuel, so Bill pulls into a gas
station for a fill-up. The attendant comes out and begin's to
pump gas into the first couple's tank. As he is doing this, he
looks into the passenger window.
"Hey, Hillary. We used to date in high school, do you remember
me?" he asks.
They chat for a few minutes, Bill pays and the first couple
leaves. As they drive Bill is feeling very proud of himself and
looks over at Hillary.
"You used to date that guy? Just think what it would be like if
you had married him," he says smugly.
Hillary looks at Bill and shrugs. Then she replies, "Well I
guess you'd be pumping gas and he would be the President."
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