Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"But I also made it clear to (Vladimir Putin) that it's important to think beyond the old days of when we had the concept that if we blew each other up, the world would be safe." -George W. Bush, May 1, 2001
 
 

Random Quote
 
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
— Rodney Dangerfield
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#6 A honey bee can fly at 15mph.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
... is so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
 
 


Uncle Ted

By: LauraPublished: 01/01/2000
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

A married fellow gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.

"What's up?" he asks.

"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.

"You bastard!!!" says the husband. "My wife's having a heart attack, and all you can do is run around the house naked scaring the kids?"

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?


More Miscellaneous Jokes...

 

Search
 


Advanced Search
 
This Section

ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

You must register to participate in this discussion.
It's alright (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.05.2001 1:27:48 PM EST)

It made me chuckle but hey that's a typical man so it's usual to see that kind of stuff.

Submition (0 replies)
started by bcouto
(01.23.2001 11:29:01 AM EST)

This site is great

Yupppp. (0 replies)  
started by cheeseball
(12.23.2000 2:21:27 PM EST)

That's good ole uncle Ted for ya!

Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


Most Recent
Golf Club Sign
Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland ...
10.12.2009

Stories Of Pilot/Ground Control Love
You read the Quantas ...
09.30.2009

Negative People
This is something to think about when negative people ...
09.08.2009

Banned From Wal-Mart
This is why women should Not take men shopping against ...
05.29.2009

Rate This!

3.08 Goofballs of 5
37 Viewer(s) rated

Rating the content is for registered users only.

Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Mick Jagger's Frog
    A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. ...
    10.09.2008

    Feeding The Baby
    A first-time father was taking a turn at feeding ...
    10.08.2008

    Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead At 71
    Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died ...
    10.07.2008

    One Fast Moped
    An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years ...
    10.02.2008

    Two Years Ago
    Nurse
    A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after ...
    11.06.2007

    10 Year Old Blues
    A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about ...
    10.29.2007

    Polish Joke
    One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New York ...
    10.27.2007

    Dear Alcohol
    Dear Alcohol, First and foremost, let me ...
    10.19.2007

    Lookie Here!
    Top Selling Videos

    Casino Joke
     
    I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
     
     

    Goofball Facts
     
    No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven times!