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By: bd2sonPublished: 10/01/2008
 
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When I was younger I hated going to weddings.

It seemed that all of my aunts and the grand-motherly types used to Come up to me, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "YOU'RE NEXT".

They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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