"The senator has got to understand if he's going to have...he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road."-To reporters in Florence, S.C., Feb. 17, 2000
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is so stupid she told me to meet her at the corner of walk and don't walk
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Q: Which is worse, Ignorance or Apathy? A: I don't know and I don't care.
My internal medicine doctor got me a referral to a urologist. I went yesterday. OMG, She's beautiful and unbelievably sexy! She told me that I have to stop masturbating. I asked her why. She said, "Because I am trying to examine you..."
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