"I don't speak ill of anybody in the process here. I think if you went back and looked at my comments, you will see I don't attack." —Bush, in the same interview. (The Washington Post reported on Feb. 20 that the Bush re-election campaign will spend "tens of millions of dollars" on a negative ad campaign focusing on the likely Democratic nominee, Sen. John Kerry.)
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Q: Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco? A: Lexington, Kentucky . .He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.
A cocky Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm." The old farmer said "OK, but don't go in that field right over yonder."
The Agriculture representative said, "Mr. I have the authority of the United States Government. See this card? This card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I wish on any agricultural land....no questions asked. Do you understand?"
The farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores. Later, he heard loud screams and saw the Department of Agriculture representative running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's huge-horned prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets. The bull was gaining on the rep at every step. The Old farmer called out, "Show him your card!! Show him your card!!"
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