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Heartfelt Thank You

By: tjsherePublished: 03/16/2006
 
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This letter was (supposedly) sent to the principal's office after an elementary school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An old lady had received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize, and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all human kind. Forward to anyone you know who might need a lift today!

Dear Faculty and Students,

God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens' luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at an Assisted Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone now and it's nice to know someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady. My roommate is 95 and always had her own radio. Before I received this one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping. The other day, her radio fell off the night stand and broke into a lot of little pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I said, "Screw you, bitch." Thank you for that opportunity.

Sincerely,
Agnes

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (03.16.2006 8:12:51 PM EST)

    serves her right

    You certainly are a (0 replies)
    started by ajk454
    (03.16.2006 6:31:26 PM EST)

    sensitive one, TJ! The ending was good, though.

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    started by tjshere
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    I think the radio was pushed.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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    started by leadj
    (03.16.2006 3:59:44 AM EST)

    a heartwarming tale :)

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