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Five Surgeons

By: bd2sonPublished: 02/17/2006
 
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Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in; "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shuts them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, no spine and the head and the ass are interchangeable."

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    hahahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (02.17.2006 7:09:08 PM EST)

    now thats good.....

    The 5th (0 replies)
    started by j9nh
    (02.17.2006 3:38:10 PM EST)

    surgeon is absolutely right! Good 'un BD!

    Right on the money (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (02.17.2006 11:53:17 AM EST)


    Good joke, BD. You're a real cut-up. ;^)

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    uhmm (0 replies)
    started by leadj
    (02.17.2006 8:35:40 AM EST)

    HAHAHAHA, nice one

    Oh yeah! (0 replies)  
    started by somebunny
    (02.17.2006 2:38:27 AM EST)

    And bill is sure to be paid because it comes right out of our taxes.

    ^5

    This is grand BD.

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