Yet Another Little Johnny Joke!
By: ladybug	Published: 12/19/2004
A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating". Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate." Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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the funniest part (0 replies) started by livetofall (12.25.2004 2:28:05 AM EST) my siter in laws name is Gina and yes to the button, think i laughed harder sending it to my brother

I know a lot of Little Johnnys (0 replies) started by cowetaguard (12.21.2004 11:04:43 AM EST) and I'd like to meeta Gina.....at least his mind is in th right place. LMAO Too Old to “Rock’N’Roll”…but...Too Young to Die.

lmfao (0 replies) started by bigjohn2 (12.20.2004 10:25:17 PM EST) yeah thats a kentucky lil johny for ya...lmfao

And a Merry Christmas (0 replies) started by ajk454 (12.19.2004 10:38:44 AM EST) to you too!

I Love this Little Guy! (0 replies) started by elwood (12.19.2004 9:35:12 AM EST) Thanks M'Lady. That was a good one!

Hahahahahaha! (0 replies) started by tjshere (12.19.2004 9:15:47 AM EST) Little Johnny ROCKS! 5 big ones for the bug lady. And 5 more if you'll give me aunt Gina's phone number.

Fastening only 8 (0 replies) started by thecritic (12.19.2004 0:54:33 AM EST) is probably something Aunt Gina does on purpose. Good one LB... Like the beach bum, I love little johnny jokes

Classic - LOL (0 replies)   started by obxbeachbum (12.19.2004 0:35:26 AM EST) I love Little johnny jokes.

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