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Wash The Cat - Wash All The Cats

By: bd2sonPublished: 08/19/2005
 
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A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner Mom & Pop grocery picking out a pretty good size box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over, and, trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do.

"Oh, no laundry," the boy said, "I'm going to wash my cat."

"But you shouldn't use this to wash your cat. It's very powerful and if you wash your cat in this, he'll get sick. In fact, it might even kill him."

But the boy was not to be stopped and carried the detergent to the counter and paid for it, even as the grocer still tried to talk him out of washing his cat.

About a week later the boy was back in the store to buy some candy. The grocer asked the boy how his cat was doing.

"Oh, he died," the boy said.

The grocer, trying not to be an I-told-you-so, said he was sorry the dog died but added, "I tried to tell you not to use that detergent on your cat."

"Well," the boy replied, "I don't think it was the detergent that killed him."

"Oh? What was it then?"

"I think it was the spin cycle!"

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    A gift for GP... lol (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (08.20.2005 6:40:28 PM EST)

    A voluptuous & stunning young lady named Yvonna Richman decided she wanted to get rich quickly.

    Yvonna proceeded to find herself a rich 75-year-old man named Grand Patron.

    Her plan was to screw him to death on their wedding night.

    The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half-century age difference.

    The first night of her honeymoon, Yvonna got undressed
    and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed.

    When Grand Patron emerged however,
    he had nothing on but a condom to cover a twelve-inch erection
    and was carrying both a pair of ear and nose plugs.

    Fearing her plan had gone desperately amiss,
    Yvonna asked, "What are those for?"

    The elderly groom, Grand Patron, replied,
    "There are just two things I can't stand:
    the sound of a woman screaming and the smell of burning rubber."

    The moral of the story?

    Respect the Grand Patron..
    For there is a reason he is dubbed Grand?

    lol

    Yeah.. right!

    missing link (0 replies)
    started by hackett
    (08.19.2005 1:52:00 PM EST)

    whats happened to the project voyeur link

    I don't imagine (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (08.19.2005 12:32:06 PM EST)


    the 2 hours the cat spent tumbling in the dryer did it much good either.

    Hahahahaha, great joke, BD, even if you did forget to make one alteration. LOL

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Roger (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (08.19.2005 7:51:09 AM EST)


    washes a whole load of cats at once.

    editor's note:
    Why was the grocer sorry the dog died and how did he know that?
    Is he a Peeping Tom Pervert or something?

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