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Turner Brown

By: MissPKPublished: 08/01/2001
 
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A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The small guy faints away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him, "What's wrong with you?"

In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says, "I saw the curious look on your face and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn Around'."

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    Reminds me of the lttle girl (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (08.06.2001 4:56:39 PM EST)
    Reminds me of the lttle girl who made a Nun faint at Catholic School. The little girl said she wanted to be a Protitute when she grew up, and the Nun had thought she said Protistant.

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    started by kweenbee
    (08.01.2001 11:55:04 PM EST)
    I would've got off the elevator as soon as I got on!

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

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