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The Shakes

By: TazDevilPublished: 08/15/2000
 
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Three old men were talking about how much their hands shook. The first old guy said, "My hands shake so bad that when I shaved his morning, I cut my face."

The second old man said, "My hands shake so bad, that when I trimmed my garden yesterday, I sliced all my flowers."

The third old man laughed and said, "That's nothing. My hands shake so bad that when I took a piss yesterday, I came three times!"

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    PHAG (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (08.16.2000 11:37:34 PM EST)

    EAT SHIT AND DIE! ANONYMOUS GOOFBALL

    HAND SHAKE (0 replies)
    started by rmoore
    (08.16.2000 1:10:34 PM EST)

    TERRY,
    THIS IS FOR YOU

    i wounder............ (0 replies)
    started by deeznutz
    (08.15.2000 1:41:48 PM EST)

    .... if when he busted it was powder

    deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!

    My hands shake... (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (08.15.2000 10:35:50 AM EST)

    ...but I use them to make martinis!

    The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    YOU SUCK DICK (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (08.15.2000 8:39:48 AM EST)

    You're nothing but a fucking phag you dick-licking son of a fuck. I'll bet all the money in the world that you're a fucking computer geek and that you've never gotten laid in your miserable existance. You've probably GIVEN more head than you've received. GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!

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