"I think we need not only to eliminate the tollbooth to the middle class, I think we should knock down the tollbooth."-Nashua, N.H., as quoted in the New York Times, Feb. 1, 2000
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#104 There are more then 30,000 diets on public record.
Yo Mama ...
is so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
One Liners
Q: How do you know if a Chinese person has robbed your house? A: Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway!
so lame that
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started by
SilkBoxers
(06.26.2000 10:44:41 AM EST)
it can bring tears to your eyes
When you gaze into an abyss for too long, the abyss gazes also into you.
Silk Boxers
Whoop!
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started by
NakedCanuck
(06.26.2000 10:18:27 AM EST)
Must of got a viagra perscription to keep him from retiring.
The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
Junk it !
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started by
SacredBlade
(06.26.2000 0:55:01 AM EST)
That was lame...
Snooch
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