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Perspective VS Reality

By: AnonymousPublished: 06/29/2000
 
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A young boy asks his father what the difference is between perspective and reality.

The father replies "first go and ask your sister if she will sleep with the mailman for one million dollars."

The boy does as told and the sister says yes she will.

The boy reports back to this father telling him what she said. "go aask you mother and brother the same question."

The boy askes and they both say yes also.

The boy finally says "will you tell me the difference now?"

The father says ok... "in perspective we could have made three million dollars but in reality we are living with 2 sluts and a homo."

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    for a million dollars? shit yeah!! (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (06.29.2000 6:52:22 PM EST)

    hell, I'd give it up for that much..and all those poor muh-fuckahs can call me gay all they want as I stroll along with tons of bitches and I have a million dollars...lol

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    started by deeznutz
    (06.29.2000 0:46:51 AM EST)

    i think the dad would do it 2 so he's gay

    deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!

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