Trouble with Tapeworms
By: Anonymous	Published: 06/07/2000
One day a man realized that he had a tapeworm, so naturally he tried everything possible to get rid of it. So then he went to the doctor and said,"Doc, I got this tapeworm and I can't get rid of it!" "Well, "said the Dr."Come back tomorrow with two boiled eggs and a cookie." So the next day the guy returns with two boiled eggs and a cookie. The doctor tells him to pull down his pants, so he does. Then the doctor shoves the two boiled eggs up the guy's ass, and then a few seconds later he shoved up the cookie. This process went on for the rest of the week. After Thursday's visit the doctor told the guy to come back on Friday with the two boiled eggs and a hammer. By now the guy was starting to get scared. On Friday the doctor told the guy to pull down his pants, and he shoved the two boiled eggs up the guys ass then started to wait geting the hammer ready. Finnaly a very enraged tapeworm stuck his head out of the guy's ass and said,"Where the hell is my cookie?!!!" WHAM!!!!!!! Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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That sucks (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.08.2000 8:34:47 PM EST) That joke sucks ass

WHAT THE (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.08.2000 4:10:56 PM EST) FUCK WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?

not funny (0 replies) started by blah4321 (06.08.2000 0:10:21 AM EST) That was so funny that I forgot to laugh.

Yeah i see..... (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.07.2000 8:37:02 PM EST) I've heard that joke soooooooo many times....

That was decent... (0 replies) started by SuicideKing (06.07.2000 7:36:06 PM EST) didn't see that coming.. having a 40 foot tapeworm in your stomach and intestines would be pretty interesting, I mean just imagine how long it would take them to pull it out :)

nutz (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.07.2000 1:35:19 PM EST) i thought the Dr. was going to crack the guys nuts .... go figure.

that was funny (0 replies) started by spoiler (06.07.2000 10:40:10 AM EST) Finally, a joke you can't predict the punchline to.

stupid! (0 replies) started by kickme (06.07.2000 6:32:23 AM EST) That waz the dumbest joke! U all suK

Hey! (0 replies) started by OliverClozoff (06.07.2000 0:58:56 AM EST) Where's MY fuckin' cookie? ;o)

HOLY CRAP (0 replies)   started by Anonymous Goofball (06.07.2000 0:34:56 AM EST) Holy crap this sucked!

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