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Yo Mama ...
is so ugly you have to take Dramamine just to keep eye contact.
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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.
Little Johnny
By: Anonymous
Published: 06/04/2000
Two little boys were sitting on the porch, when one little boy says, "My
Daddy smokes, and he can blow smoke rings."
Then Little Johnny, not to be outdone responds, "My Dad can blow smoke out
of his ass."
"Really, have you seen it?" reply the boys.
Little Johnny responds, "No, but I've seen the tobacco stains
in his underwear."
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OH YA!!!
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started by
oxbrain
(06.04.2001 2:15:49 AM EST)
well, my mommy smokes too, she blows pearl necklaces...
heard my daddy talking about it lastnight to his buddies...
"It ain't imoral if it's only oral"
Little Boy
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started by
Mort9
(03.17.2001 7:22:41 PM EST)
Little Boy: "Mister, do you belong to the stomach club?"
Mister: "No."
Little Boy: "Then turn in your belly button, Mister."
gonzo
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started by
sligsligman4
(02.02.2001 8:23:13 AM EST)
what is the highest score possible
on gonzo duck hunt?
momma
(1 reply)
started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.06.2000 3:22:33 PM EST)
I bet his mother smokes the big cigar!
THIS ONE SUCKS
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.05.2000 11:07:20 AM EST)
YEAHAS IS DOES
That's pretty gross....
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started by
SuicideKing
(06.04.2000 1:15:04 AM EST)
hey kid, sniff those tobaccy stains and you'll get high...I swear!! would I lie to you? ;)
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