A traveller was looking for a place to stay one night when he
found a little bed-&-breakfast run by a chinese man. He asked
the man if he could stay the night."Only on one condition", he
replied, "that you do not touch my daughter...if you break this
agreement, you will feel the wrath of the 3 Chinese
curses!!!".
The traveller accepted this agreement and thought
that everything would be fine...until he saw the Chinese guy's
daughter, that is.When he saw her ravishing beauty, he knew
that he would not be able to resist the temptation, and that
night he slept with her.When he crept back into his room early
the next morning, he thought to himself "Ha! so much for the 3
Chinese curses! What a load of bullshit that was!" and went
back to sleep.
When he awoke the next morning, he was shocked to find a huge
boulder on his chest, with a note on it saying "1st Chinese
curse: boulder on chest".
"Is this the best they can do?" said
the traveller to himself,and he picked up the boulder and threw
it out of his bedroom window.However, as it was falling, he
noticed another note on the ground below saying "2nd Chinese
curse: boulder tied to left testicle" "Shit!" thought the
traveller."
"OK, i can either stand here and lose one of my
balls, or i can jump out of the window and break a few
bones...fuck it, i'll jump" and so he jumped out of the window,
but as he was falling, he noticed another sign on the side of
the building that read "3rd Chinese curse:right testicle tied
to bed post".
