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Military Creativity

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 06/29/1999
 
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An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.

The CO said, "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!"

So the soldier came back a day later in an Arab tank! The CO was impressed and asked, "How did you do it?"

"Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Arabs. I approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, the Arab tank put his white flag up. Then I said to the Arab soldier, 'Do you want to get a 3-day pass?' So we exchanged tanks!"

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    LOL! (0 replies)
    started by sweetiepeach
    (09.28.2001 1:51:12 AM EST)

    Too funny!

    ~SweetiePeach~   ~*God Bless America*~

    A solemn occasion (0 replies)
    started by silkboxers
    (06.28.2001 3:20:29 PM EST)

    Two years ago the best joke ever was published on Goofball. Here's to Robnoxious, may his jokes live on in our hearts forever, if he himself cannot. 6-29-01

    When you gaze into an abyss for too long, the abyss gazes also into you. Silk Boxers

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    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (08.09.2000 3:04:39 PM EST)

    this joke sucks ass

    Sheesh (0 replies)
    started by SilkBoxers
    (06.26.2000 11:31:09 AM EST)

    I can't believe more than 4,000 people bothered to vote for this joke. Actually, I've lived in the Middle East for a couple of years, and happened to meet several Israelis. This is a classic Israeli joke, but it loses everything in its translation. Ok, I just made that up.

    When you gaze into an abyss for too long, the abyss gazes also into you. Silk Boxers

    *YAWN* (0 replies)  
    started by SilkBoxers
    (06.22.2000 10:48:47 AM EST)

    only a hundred votes to go.

    When you gaze into an abyss for too long, the abyss gazes also into you. Silk Boxers

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