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A Bear And A Rabbit
By: Anonymous
Published: 03/04/1999
A bear and a rabbit are on the woods taking a shit. The bear turns to the rabbit and says "Does shit stick to your fur when
you crap?" "No.", says the rabbit. The bears says "great" and wipes his ass with the rabbit.
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Eddie Murphy??
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