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Q: Why do little boys whine? A: Because they are practicing to be men
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking.
He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him
out to safety.
The chicken runs to the farmer but the farmer can't be found. So
the drives the farmer's BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope
around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his
friend, the horse, and drives forward saving him from sinking!
A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the
meadow again and the chicken fell into a mud hole. The chicken yelled
to the horse to go and get me help from the farmer. The horse said, "I
think I can stand
over the hole!"
So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab my
'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story:
If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks
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love it
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started by
damsel
(03.03.2002 4:02:12 PM EST)
I enjoyed this one thanks!
bmw
(1 reply)
started by
Carolygs51
(12.12.2000 11:07:50 PM EST)
I never knew any one with a BMW did you?
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