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To grandma house we go

By: LyndaConleyPublished: 01/19/1999
 
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A guy goes to see his grandmother and takes one of his friends with him. While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off. As they're leaving the friend says, "Thanks for the peanuts". She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off 'em."

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