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TJ should know what he's talking about.
The 1800s that is.
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started by
marvin
(07.04.2003 4:20:04 PM EST)
tomorrow might never come!
Yes, you did, Rog
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started by
tjshere
(07.04.2003 1:11:57 AM EST)
But the whiskey wasn't nearly as potent back in the 1800s.
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Good joke, Jules.
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roger
(07.04.2003 0:43:05 AM EST)
I did all that at 57...
hahahahahahaha
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