Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"The senator has got to understand if he's going to have...he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road."-To reporters in Florence, S.C., Feb. 17, 2000
 
 

Random Quote
 
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
— Vice President Dan Quayle
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#99 You burn 20 calories an hour chewing gum.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so stupid she told me to meet her at the corner of walk and don't walk
 
 

One Liners
 
Q. What do Princess Di and the Queen Mum have in common?
A. They both died pushing 102
 
 


Construction Girl

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 05/16/2001
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day, a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 6 year old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She hung around and eventually the construction crew - gems in the rough - all of them more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot.

They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a dollar.

The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take the dollar pay she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account. When they got to the bank the teller was equally impressed with the story and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own paycheck at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, "I've been working with a crew building a house all week".

"My goodness gracious", said the teller, "And will you be working on the house again this week too?"

"I will if those useless c*^ksuckers at the lumber yard ever bring us the f*&^ing wood", replied the little girl.

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • The Construction Site
  • Construction Zone
  • White House Internship Application
  • Locks on House Changed - and Changed Back - in Eviction Mix-Up
  • Sisters of Mercy House of Prostitution
  • Haunted House Too Scary
  • Stupid House Guest
  • To grandma house we go
  • Doctor Blows House To Kingdom Come
  • Top 10 Dirty White House Jobs
  • Whore House
  • This Old Whore House
  • Tree House Fun
  • Buying A House?
  • The Lobster House
  • Heroin Addicts Ignore Infirm Sister for a Year
  • Three Little Pigs 2001
  • Yo Mama's So Poor...
  • For Congress, The Proof Is In The Pudding
  • Sisters of Mercy

  • More Miscellaneous Jokes...

     

    Search
     


    Advanced Search
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    I didn't know Little Johnny... (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (05.16.2001 9:51:11 AM EST)


    ...had a sister.

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    Ha Ha (0 replies)
    started by sted5
    (05.16.2001 1:32:12 AM EST)

    I like that, fucking funny!

    hehehe (0 replies)  
    started by oxbrain
    (05.16.2001 0:29:27 AM EST)

    construction sites make the best daycares...

    "It ain't imoral if it's only oral"

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    Unknown Chinese Proverbs
    Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
    11.17.2008

    Suicide Hotline
    Iwas depressed last night so, I called Lifeline.....
    11.14.2008

    Words And Alcohol
    Things that are difficult to say when drunk ...
    11.11.2008

    Mick Jagger's Frog
    A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. ...
    10.09.2008

    Rate This!

    3.33 Goofballs of 5
    21 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Don't You Just Love Engrish?
    Doctors' office, Rome: "SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER ...
    11.19.2007

    Thoughts For The Weekend
    Wouldn't it be nice if ...
    11.17.2007

    Nurse
    A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after ...
    11.06.2007

    10 Year Old Blues
    A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about ...
    10.29.2007

    Two Years Ago
    Smart Granddaughter
    Grandpa was driving with his 9 year old granddaughter ...
    11.17.2006

    Road Rage
    A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman ...
    11.13.2006

    30 Year Reunion
    Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years...
    10.28.2006

    Bear Removers
    A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. ...
    10.21.2006

    Lookie Here!
    Al Franken : Why Not Me?

    Goofball Facts
     
    A fire in Australia has been burning for more than 5,000 years!