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"Some communities, you say, "Hey, American dream," and they go, "What does that mean?"Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Manchester, New Hampshire Welcome," Oct. 5, 2002
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"That's the president of the United States you're talking about, pinhead."
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#170 In 1878, the first telephone book ever issued contained only 50 names.
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Q. How do you stop a Taliban tank?
A. Shoot the guys pushing it.
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 Stupid House Guest | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 09/16/2000 | | |  |
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John went to his friend's house unannounced, and he wanted to spend the night. His friend was sorry that he and his wife could not offer him a whole room, so he said, "You can sleep on the sofa in the living room, or you can sleep down the hall in the room with baby."
John said that he would prefer the sofa.
The next morning he went to the bathroom, and there he met a gorgeous young blond. "Hi," he said, "who are you?"
"I'm Baby, and who are you?"
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Hey Suicide King:
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.18.2000 11:55:50 AM EST)
Your comment makes it doubly obvious that you understand the punch line in the joke. We didn't need it explained, thank you.
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I agree...
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.17.2000 4:21:36 PM EST)
Jackie's jokes usually suck. If you just curse a lot and be crude, you too can be Jackie the Dorkman.
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Robnoxious
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.17.2000 8:13:58 AM EST)
That was fucked up, you knob-jockey!
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it wasn't that great
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(09.16.2000 11:54:16 AM EST)
but at least jackie didn't put a joke up today
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