"More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than - I say more Muslims - a lot of Muslims have died - I don't know the exact count - at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004
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"I wouldn't restrict myself to having just half the Cabinet be women. I might want more." — President Clinton, February 29, 1992.
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One Liners
Q. Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? A. Mace will do that to you.
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.
The pharmacist said, "that's no problem. How many do you want?"
The man
answered, "just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."
The pharmacist said,; "that won't do you any good."
The elderly gentleman said, "that's alright. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
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