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George W. Bush
 
  • "And then we'll be going to Goree Island, where I'll be giving a speech about race, race in the world, race as it relates to Africa and America. And we're in the process of writing it. I can't give you any highlights of the speech yet because I, frankly, haven't seen it." —Bush, discussing preparations for his trip to Africa Source: White House, "President Bush Discusses Upcoming Africa Trip with Reporters Remarks by the President in Roundtable Interview with African Print Journalists," July 3, 2003
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    Rate: 3.83
    Canadian Beer
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    Published : 05.20.2008

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    Published : 05.19.2008

    Rate: 3.73
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    Rate: 3.62
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    So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny? ...
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    Published : 05.15.2008

    Rate: 3.06
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    Published : 05.14.2008

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    Published : 05.07.2008

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    Published : 05.05.2008

    Rate: 3.43
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    Published : 05.04.2008

    Rate: 3.73
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    Published : 05.03.2008

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    Published : 03.26.2008

    Rate: 3.62
    Murphy's Lesser Known Laws
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    Published : 03.22.2008

    Rate: 3.83
    2008 Tax Code - Revised
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    Published : 03.20.2008

    Rate: 3.83
    Getting Even
    One December day my husband and I found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight: starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her "Pussycat" ...
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    Published : 03.18.2008

    Rate: 3.83
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    Published : 03.04.2008

    Rate: 3.85

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