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Unknown Chinese Proverbs
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Published : 11.17.2008

Rate: 3.11
Suicide Hotline
Iwas depressed last night so, I called Lifeline.....
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Published : 11.14.2008

Rate: 2.50
Words And Alcohol
Things that are difficult to say when drunk ...
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Published : 11.11.2008

Rate: 3.31
Mick Jagger's Frog
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. ...
Published : 10.09.2008

Rate: 1.70
Feeding The Baby
A first-time father was taking a turn at feeding ...
Published : 10.08.2008

Rate: 2.48
Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead At 71
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died ...
Published : 10.07.2008

Rate: 3.83
One Fast Moped
An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 10.02.2008

Rate: 3.13
Weddingsþ
When I was younger I hated going to weddings ...
Published : 10.01.2008

Rate: 2.55
The Haircut
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 09.27.2008

Rate: 1.81
The Doorbell
A man is walking down the street one day when he ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 09.26.2008

Rate: 2.26
Holy Cow!
A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth, ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 09.25.2008

Rate: 2.89
The Gas Men
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 09.24.2008

Rate: 2.13
At The Urologist
My internal medicine doctor got me a referral to a ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 09.04.2008

Rate: 2.89
Depression
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. Got ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 08.29.2008

Rate: 2.03
Entertainment At The Senior Center
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude ...
Published : 08.20.2008

Rate: 3.20
An Active, Productive Retirement!
I've often been asked, "What do you do now that you're ...
Published : 08.19.2008

Rate: 3.62
The Tearful Bride
A new young bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs ...
Published : 08.13.2008

Rate: 3.50
No Place Like Heaven
An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting ...
Published : 08.09.2008

Rate: 1.88
The Frog And The Crystal Ball
A frog goes to see a medium. She looks into her crystal ...
Published : 08.05.2008

Rate: 3.13
The Blind Leading The Blind
Women who are out walking their dogs meet on a street ...
Published : 08.04.2008

Rate: 3.83
Jesus & The Redneck
An Irishman in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one ...
Published : 07.23.2008

Rate: 2.88
Things Difficult To Say
Words and phrases that are hard to say ...
Published : 07.20.2008

Rate: 2.20
Phone Trouble
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company ...
Published : 06.13.2008

Rate: 3.83
Hunting Accident
An Iowa duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 06.02.2008

Rate: 2.62
Driving Test
A professional juggler, driving to his next performance, ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 06.01.2008

Rate: 2.00
Make A Noise Like A Frog
A six year old goes to the hospital with his grandma ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 05.21.2008

Rate: 3.83
Canadian Beer
After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, 'Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona.
Format: Unknown
Published : 05.20.2008

Rate: 3.73
A Frican Elephant
Jake is 5 and learning to read. He points at a picture ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 05.19.2008

Rate: 3.73
Montana Cowboy
A Montana cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 05.16.2008

Rate: 3.62
How The Fight Started With Grumpy
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny? ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 05.15.2008

Rate: 3.11

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