"The fundamental question is, 'Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?' I will be, but until I'm the president, it's going to be hard for me to verify that I think I'll be more effective."-In Wayne, Mich., as quoted in the New York Times, June 28, 2000
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"I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me." — Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model
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#84 Oysters can change genders back and forth.
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One Liners
Q: How do you know when you're REALLY ugly? A: Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
DONT THINK IM RETARDED, PLEASE
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INSANITYISAVWA
(11.25.2000 4:48:21 PM EST)
IM NOT USELESS BECAUSE I'M A PREHISTORIC CRUSTACEON FROM THE PALEOLITHIC ERA. NOT A MAN.
IM A DINOSAUR
So true...
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gurly
(11.13.2000 4:44:56 PM EST)
That was a funny.....why don't those penis just get rid off that darn skin??????
~gurly~
correct
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started by
Tissue
(09.04.2000 2:13:28 AM EST)
to true
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