"I don't remember debates. I don't think we spent a lot of time debating it.. Maybe we did, but I don't remember."-On discussions of the Vietnam War when he was an undergraduate at Yale, Washington Post, July 27, 1999
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"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer." — Frank Zappa
Snapple Facts
#116 The largest fish is the whale shark - It can be over 50 feet long and weigh 2 tons.
Yo Mama ...
is so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
One Liners
Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Dads's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday.
What do you get if you cross a donkey with an onion?
Most of the time you simply get an onion with long! ears . But every once in awhile, you get lucky, and get a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
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