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What $2 Can Buy

By: bd2sonPublished: 10/07/2006
 
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His pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny, who watched a good many TV ads, just to make conversation, "Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?"

"A box of Tampax," he replied without hesitation.

"Tampax?" said the doctor. "What would you do with that?"

"Well," said Johnny, "I do not know exactly, but it's sure worth two dollars. With Tampax, it says on TV, you can go swimming, go horseback riding, and also go skating, any time you want to."

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    The kid wants the Tampax (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.07.2006 11:18:43 AM EST)


    Because he's worth it.

    Wrong commercial? Oh, sorry. Never mind.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    I've been ruined by these commercials (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.07.2006 7:32:50 AM EST)


    Sometime, somewhere during the day that old line:
    "I need rollar skates to keep up with you!"
    pops up in my head and it always makes me smile.

    But I can't really tell anybody what I'm thinking.

    Just how old is that commercial?
    30 years ago?

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