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"I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the future." — Vice President Dan Quayle
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#95 Squids can have eyeballs the size of volleyballs.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
One Liners
Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? A: They're hiring.
Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say I love you too. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. He seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep – I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.
LOL Ain't it the truth? Imagine how bad it might have been if he'd shot a poor round of golf.
Hmmmm....
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luvly1
(08.21.2006 0:15:56 AM EST)
The Tigers lost?
Boy.. even I could almost pin point the date of this entry!
Gooooooo Tigers!
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