"I think we agree, the past is over."-On his meeting with John McCain, Dallas Morning News, May 10, 2000
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"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." — Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/15/88
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Q: What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? A: Beer nuts are a $1.25, deer nuts are always under a buck.
we had always assumed that our Chemistry teacher (who had 3 kids) must have used artificial insemination, because we just couldn't believe that dork asshole could get laid three times.
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