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Why Men Die First

By: obxbeachbumPublished: 03/31/2004
 
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This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries ... but now we know.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race ... you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework ... you're a pansy.

If you work too hard ... there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough ... you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off your lazy behind and find something better

If you get a promotion ahead of her ... that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you ... it's affirmative action.

If you mention how nice she looks ... it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet ... it's male indifference.

If you cry ... you're a wimp. If you don't ... you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her ... you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you ... she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ... that's domination. If she asks you ... it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form ... you're a pervert. If you don't ... you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs, wear sexy lingerie and keep in shape ... you're sexist. If you don't ... you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape ... you're vain. If you don't ... you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers ... you're after something. If you don't ... you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements ... you're full of yourself. If you aren't ... you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache ... she's tired. If you have a headache ... you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often ... you're over sexed. If you don't ... there must be someone else.

So why do men die first? Because they want to!

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (03.31.2004 5:42:09 PM EST)

    pretty good

    Mine's gonna die first (0 replies)  
    started by meesha
    (03.31.2004 3:21:43 PM EST)

    if he doesn't stop sleeping through his damn alarm....

    lol

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