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Q. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs?
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Don was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat.
He said "Don, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here-try these on.'" So, she did, and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.' I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' And ever since that night, we've never had any problems."
"Hmmm," said Don. He thought over his father's advice for several days. On his honeymoon, Don took off his pants and said to Jill, "Here try these on." She did and said, "These are too large, Don. They don't fit me." Don said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family, and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Jill took off her pants, handed them to Don and said, "Here, you try on mine." He did, and said, "I can't get into your pants." Jill said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your attitude, you never will. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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The way I heard it
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roger
(08.31.2003 6:51:52 PM EST)
it was JACK and Jill and they went up some sort of damn hill after water or something like that. Anyway, both jokes are about the same age.
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahahahahahahahah
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