A married couple were lying in bed one night. The wife had
curled up ready to go to sleep and the
husband put his bed lamp
on to read a book. As he was reading, he paused and reached
over to his wife and started fondling her "kitty". He did this
only for a very short while, then he would stop and resume
reading his book.
After a few minutes of more reading, he reached over to his wife
and started fondling her "kitty" again. Moments later, he
resumed his reading.
The wife gradually became aroused with this, and thought that
her husband was seeking some response as
encouragement before
going any further. She got up and started stripping in front of
him.
The husband was confused and asked, "What are you doing taking
your clothes off?"
The wife replied, "You were playing with my "kitty". I thought
it was foreplay to stimulate making love with you tonight.
The husband said, "No, not at all."
The wife then asked," Well, what the hell were you doing then?"
"I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the
pages in my
book!"
