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"But the true threats to stability and peace are these nations that are not very transparent, that hide behind the-that don't let people in to take a look and see what they're up to. They're very kind of authoritarian regimes. The true threat is whether or not one of these people decide, peak of anger, try to hold us hostage, ourselves; the Israelis, for example, to whom we'll defend, offer our defenses; the South Koreans." -George W. Bush, in a media roundtable discussion, March 13, 2001
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"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. You just leave a lot of useless, noisy baggage behind."
— Jed Babbin, former Deputy Undersecretary of Defense
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Snapple Facts |
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#14 Camel's milk does not curdle.
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Yo Mama ... |
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... is so fat, She can't even jump to a conclusion.
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Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
A: 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 ass, 1 beaver, an unknown number of hares, and a fish no one can find!
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 The Three Hillbillies | | By: Laura | Published: 02/02/1999 | | |  |
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Three hillbillies were sittin on the porch. The first hillbilly
said "My wife is so dumb, yesterday she drug home a brand
new washer and dryer, and we ain't even got
electricity!"
The second hillbilly said "My wife is stupider thaaan yers,
yesterday she brings home a new dishwasher, and we ain't even
got runnin water!"
The third hillbilly said "My wife is really dumber, yesterday I
was in the kitchen and I saw her purse on the table. Everything
was spilled out of it and there was a bunch of rubbers layin
there...and she ain't even got a dick!"
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