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Fly Hunting

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 11/09/2001
 
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around wtih a flyswatter. "What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting flies," he responded.

"Oh! Killing any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell?"

"Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone," he responded.

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    Good joke. (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (11.09.2001 5:43:26 PM EST)

    That's why I have two phone lines. If I didn't, I'd never be able to tune in to goofball.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    four others ..... (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (11.09.2001 3:15:43 PM EST)

    were in the saucer ..... they're due to play in the cup next week ! LOL


    You can kiss my ass !!!

    LMAO! (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (11.09.2001 7:44:32 AM EST)

    Get the males first. The females will be on the phone for hours.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

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