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Training Courses for Women

By: AnonymousPublished: 07/06/2000
 
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Women think they already know everything, but wait... training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

  1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
  2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
  3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
  4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
  5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
  6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
  7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.
  8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
  9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
  10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
  11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
  12. Introduction to Parking
  13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
  14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
  15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
  16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
  17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
  18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
  19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
  20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
  21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
  22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
  23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
  24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
  25. TV Remotes: For Men Only

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    sort of clever.... (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (07.07.2000 11:48:57 AM EST)

    yawn

    Yet more.... (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (07.06.2000 10:11:36 AM EST)

    29. Dream Analysis I: just because he did something terrible to you in your dream, doesn't mean you need to be pissed at him in the morning!
    30. Morning Wood: How to take of the swelling.

    The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    who dat? (1 reply)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (07.06.2000 8:58:17 AM EST)

    Hey oliver is that dancing stripper dana scully?

    It's never final... (0 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (07.06.2000 2:07:29 AM EST)

    28. Toilet Seats I: Learn to work them all by yourself! Believe ot or not, it's actually easier than whining and bitching about it being up.



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    and finally.. (0 replies)
    started by Albatros
    (07.06.2000 0:10:35 AM EST)

    26. The Penis- need same if not more amount of attention as your hair.
    27. Memory- Can be used. Women remember little things like u kicking the cat 4 years ago but they come back from the mechanics with words like mufflameter and waternator...




    They're out there...Go get em! Go on boy. Fetch!

    im number 1 (0 replies)  
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    (07.06.2000 0:06:40 AM EST)

    very dumb my ass is funnierr hahahaa

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