X-Rated ATM
By: TaylorMade	Published: 07/27/2000
The other day, my friends and I went to a ladies' night club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulled out a $20 bill. She called the guy back over, licked the $20 bill, and stuck it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulled out a $50 bill and called the guy over. I was worried about the way things were going, but she licked the bill and just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again. My relief was short lived. Seeing the way things were going, the guy gyrated over to me! Now everyone's attention was focused on me, and the guy was egging me on to try and top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do? I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass, grabbed the 80 bucks, and went home. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Heard it already (0 replies) started by Vandalier (07.27.2000 7:33:25 PM EST) What the hell? Goofball must have geniuses working for them...reusing lame jokes...

More like R-rated (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (07.27.2000 12:56:16 PM EST) I got your "bank machine" right here, lady! And there's a withdrawl fee that might be hard to swallow...... The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

Hey lady, come back... (0 replies) started by OliverClozoff (07.27.2000 1:25:52 AM EST) I'm printing your receipt. RRRRRRRrrrrrrrr..... Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynocologists.

1st (0 replies)   started by deeznutz (07.27.2000 0:23:22 AM EST) thats one smart bitch deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!

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