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The Little Skunk
A man and his wife were driving home one very cold ...
Published : 08.07.2008

Rate: 2.06
How To Speak Politically Correct
How to speak ...
Published : 07.24.2008

Rate: 3.31
Male Comebacks To Female Comebacks
Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Published : 07.22.2008

Rate: 3.50
Familiar Drunk
This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant ...
Published : 07.21.2008

Rate: 3.73
The Bank Robbery
A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money. Once he was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'
Published : 06.15.2008

Rate: 3.73
Wedding Cake
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa . "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.
Published : 06.14.2008

Rate: 3.75
After 45 Years Of Marriage
After nearly 45 years of marriage a couple was lying ...
Published : 06.08.2008

Rate: 3.92
Marriage 6 X 4
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. ...
Published : 05.27.2008

Rate: 3.73
Grandpa's On The Porch Again
A boy came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 05.22.2008

Rate: 3.83
How To Tell The Sex Of A Fly
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 05.17.2008

Rate: 3.73
What's In A Name?
A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 05.11.2008

Rate: 3.71
Seducing The Male
Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 05.02.2008

Rate: 3.73
Ther Hired Hand
The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year-old rancher ...
Published : 04.14.2008

Rate: 3.83
Flying A Kite
A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. ...
Published : 04.12.2008

Rate: 3.62
Smart Dirty Old Man
A middle-aged woman decides to have a face-lift for ...
Published : 04.10.2008

Rate: 3.73
Lifesavers
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) ...
Published : 03.23.2008

Rate: 3.83
KNICKERLESS GIRLS
The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 02.28.2008

Rate: 3.92
Found It
After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the misses felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.
Published : 02.13.2008

Rate: 3.73
Deep Thoughts While Fishing
Two men are out ice fishing at their favorite fishing ...
Published : 02.12.2008

Rate: 3.92
New Department Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
Published : 02.11.2008

Rate: 3.73
What's For Dinner
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner ...
Published : 02.10.2008

Rate: 3.73
Jackknives And Breast Stroke
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted ...
Published : 01.28.2008

Rate: 3.47
A Nine Out Of Ten
I was meeting a friend in a bar and as I went in, ...
Published : 01.22.2008

Rate: 2.89
Games for the Elderly / Signs of Menopause / Old is When
1. Sag, you're It.
Published : 01.20.2008

Rate: 2.14
Take A Sweater
Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of ...
Published : 01.16.2008

Rate: 1.67
Old Flame
I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend ...
Published : 01.09.2008

Rate: 3.80
This Is Heaven
This 85-year-old couple, having been married almost ...
Published : 01.07.2008

Rate: 1.97
The Maid Asks For A Raise
The Madam was very upset because her maid Maria insisted on an increase.
Published : 12.31.2007

Rate: 3.56
Geography Of A Woman / Geography Of A Man
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.
Published : 12.30.2007

Rate: 3.83
A Fair Divorce Settlement
"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," ...
Published : 12.14.2007

Rate: 3.73

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