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Top Ten Rejected Valentine's Day Cards

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 02/14/2003
 
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10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, but the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow, unless one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store in hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished but now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.

3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny so, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister you should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

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    and another toast (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (02.14.2003 10:48:16 PM EST)


    Here's to you and here's to me
    I hope we never disagree
    but if we do, to hell with you
    here's to me


    Just protecting my sheep
    Happy Valentines Day Ladies (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.14.2003 9:08:54 PM EST)


    Here's to women, the fruit of the vine,
    they bloom once a month, and bear fruit every nine.
    They're the only creature this side of hell,
    who can bring juice from a nut without breaking the shell !!

    Here's one (0 replies)
    started by meesha
    (02.14.2003 12:26:15 PM EST)

    I used to love you but now it has to end,
    Because you asked to have a threesome with my best friend!

    Hello Big Daddy

    Rejected? (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (02.14.2003 7:22:57 AM EST)

    Not by me. I wish I had several of these to give out today. Hehehehe. ^5, GP.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    If I had submitted this (1 reply)  
    started by cowbelle
    (02.14.2003 2:37:43 AM EST)

    your comment GP, would have been, yawn, I've heard it but I haven't heard these

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