A Visit From The Kids
By: lifesaver	Published: 10/30/2000
An elderly man in Florida called his son in New York. The father said to the son, "I hate to tell you, but we've got some troubles here in the house. Your mother and I can't stand each other anymore and we're getting a divorce. I've had it! I want to live out the rest of my years in peace. I'm telling you now, so you and your sister shouldn't go into shock later when I move out." He hung up and the son immediately called his sister in the Hamptons, telling her the news. The sister said, "I'll handle this!" She called Florida and said to her father, "Don't do ANYTHING until we get there! We'll be there Wednesday night." The father agreed. He hung up the phone and hollered to his wife, "Okay, they're coming for Thanksgiving. Now, what are we going to tell them for Christmas?" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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LOL @ Suicide King (0 replies) started by roger (02.21.2002 6:36:07 PM EST) Sorry he decided not to join us. We took such good care of the boy. Just protecting my sheep

My Pee Pee is Missing (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (04.17.2001 5:38:37 PM EST) That joke was TERRIBLE. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

two old farts (0 replies) started by phat5 (01.13.2001 3:21:58 AM EST) they only have a few good years left... they wanted their family with them great joke!!!!!!!

Here's some funny for you (0 replies) started by PedroRodriguez (10.30.2000 11:02:01 PM EST) A Visit From The Kids By: lifesaver Published: 10/30/2000 An elderly man in Florida called his son in New York. The father said to the son, "I hate to tell you, but we've got some troubles here in the house. Your mother and I can't stand each other anymore and we're getting a divorce. I've had it! I want to live out the rest of my years in peace. I'm telling you now, so you and your sister shouldn't go into shock later when I move out." He hung up and the son immediately called his sister in the Hamptons, telling her the news. The sister said, "I'll handle this!" She called Florida and said to her father, "Don't do ANYTHING until we get there! We'll be there Wednesday night." The father agreed. He hung up the phone and hollered to his wife, "Okay, they're coming for Thanksgiving. Now, what are we going to tell them for Christmas?" Pedro (the little immigrant Sri Lankan kid, Sally Struthers please send food)

i'm so sick and tired of this! (1 reply) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.30.2000 4:42:02 PM EST) this website sux! they put up the same old shit time and time again! when this place gets interesting, let me know!

DAMN THOSE OLD (0 replies) started by donut38 (10.30.2000 0:09:00 AM EST) PEOPLE ARE SNEAKY

Liars (0 replies)   started by yusaku999 (10.30.2000 0:08:54 AM EST) I hate it when people lie to me. ...then again, I'd be dumb enough to fall for it. You may refer to me as Emperor Jason. http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/

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