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By: bd2sonPublished: 09/25/2006
 
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When you rearrange the letters ...

DORMITORY: DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN: BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER: MOON STARER

DESPERATION: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:

SLOT MACHINES: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: IM A DOT IN PLACE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: TWELVE PLUS ONE

MOTHER-IN-LAW: WOMAN HITLER

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    started by tjshere
    (09.25.2006 10:00:09 AM EST)


    "To copulate he finds interns", but I can't remember the exact phrase to match it.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.25.2006 7:39:28 AM EST)


    "The Morse Code" one is: "Here come dots"

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    Conversation: Voices rant on

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    Election results: Lies – let's recount

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