Strange Facts
By: robnoxious	Published: 05/17/2004
Even a small amount of alcohol placed on a scorpion will make it go crazy and sting itself to death! At one golf course in North Carolina, you can rent a llama to be your caddy. The Netherlands government does NOT prosecute drug smugglers with less than three kilos of cocaine! It is illegal to hunt camels in the state of Arizona. Apple seeds are poisonous! Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women. The industry standard way to euthanize chickens is to throw them into a woodchipper! The country of Nauru’s economy is almost entirely based on bird droppings. In almost all countries, first cousin marriages are legal! On average, one language disappears from the earth every two weeks! An intoxicated ant will always fall on its right side! Contrary to popular belief, lightning strikes from the ground upwards, not from the sky downwards! Adolf Hitler’s favorite movie was King Kong. 1 out of every 11 workers in North Carolina depends on tobacco for their livelihood! Most lipstick contains fish scales! In its ancient form, the carrot was purple, not orange. There are at least 50 nuclear bombs that have been lost at sea! Each day, more than $40 Trillion changes hands worldwide! Whoopi Goldberg’s real name is Caryn Elaine Johnson! A jumbo jet uses over 4,000 gallons of fuel to take off. A redwood tree can expel more than 2 tons of water a day through its leaves. The country of India produces more movies than any other country. Spanish Fly, the popular aphrodisiac, is made from dried beetle remains! It is impossible to kiss your elbow. Nearly 1/3 of Taiwanese funerals have hired strippers! Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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OH YEAH !!! (1 reply) started by thecritic (05.17.2004 7:52:56 PM EST) 1. Even a small amount of alcohol placed on a scorpion will make it go crazy and sting itself to death! Rumors are that just before he stings himself he yells, "You guys watch this shit." 2. At one golf course in North Carolina, you can rent a llama to be your caddy. I played that course. Don't rent Rama because he likes to show his ding dong. Get it? Rama llama ding dong.. haha 1. The Netherlands government does NOT prosecute drug smugglers with less than three kilos of cocaine! In an unrelated story, Jimything5 turned 15 today. The birthday party at the YMCA resulted in arrests and 3 charges of sodomy. 4. It is illegal to hunt camels in the state of Arizona. Hunting Marlboros and Pall Malls is perfectly okay, however. 5. Apple seeds are poisonous! So that's what happened to Snow White. 6. Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women. Women are smart enough to come in out of the rain. 7. The industry standard way to euthanize chickens is to throw them into a woodchipper! To euthanize wood just deep fry it until a golden brown. 8. The country of Nauru’s economy is almost entirely based on bird droppings. So Bob, how much do you make a year? Hell Joe, I don't make shit. 9. In almost all countries, first cousin marriages are legal! It's required in the southern states. 10. On average, one language disappears from the earth every two weeks! I find this haxk julseo kncklge hesk lakeds. 11. An intoxicated ant will always fall on its right side! An ant high on marijuana however will float to the left. 12. Contrary to popular belief, lightning strikes from the ground upwards, not from the sky downwards! So the lightning went through Benjamin Franklin to get to the key? 13. Adolf Hitler’s favorite movie was King Kong. The popcorn was much better then. 14. 1 out of every 11 workers in North Carolina depends on tobacco for their livelihood! Don't tell us where to smoke. 15. Most lipstick contains fish scales! So now you know where the smell comes from. 16. In its ancient form, the carrot was purple, not orange. So was the head of my penis. 17. There are at least 50 nuclear bombs that have been lost at sea! So that's where Sadam hid 'em. 18. Each day, more than $40 Trillion changes hands worldwide! Only about 50 cents comes my way. 19. Whoopi Goldberg’s real name is Caryn Elaine Johnson! She chose the name Goldberg because she went to an interview for a comedy skit and the people were all Jewish... that's a true story. Whoopi came from her passing gas so much, her friends said she was a whoopi cushion.... that's true too. 20. A jumbo jet uses over 4,000 gallons of fuel to take off. At 2 bucks a gallon, that's 8,000 dollars just to get it up. Imagine paying 8,000 dollars to get it up. And you thought Viagra was expensive. 21. A redwood tree can expel more than 2 tons of water a day through its leaves. Just think of when it takes a leak. 22. The country of India produces more movies than any other country. Has anybody out there seen one? 23. Spanish Fly, the popular aphrodisiac, is made from dried beetle remains! The last thing I need is to take a big dose of John Lenin's corpse. 24. It is impossible to kiss your elbow. Yeah but you can kiss my ass. 25. Nearly 1/3 of Taiwanese funerals have hired strippers! OMG!! Bob died, fap fap fap fap fap fap A Smith and Wesson beats four aces

Ahem *clears throat* (3 replies) started by ebenny (05.17.2004 3:25:04 PM EST) 1. Fun for the whole family! 2. I kept asking which club I should use, and he kept recommending the "BRRAUUUUGH!" 3. Neither does the LAPD. They just beat the crap out of 'em. 4. They're saving the camels for this really big golf course they're going to open up. 6. Duh. How many women will try to install a new TV antenna in a thunderstorm? 7. Once again... Fun for the whole family! 8. And I thought our economy was crap! 11. Somebody got a grant to get ants drunk and watch how they fall? Damn, I'm in the wrong line of work! 12. Well, technically, it's a bit of both, but... So it's the sky getting struck by the man's lightning? (see also #6) 16. Well, the only difference between orange and purple is grip. And whether or not you're eating Cheetohs. 17. I wonder how many washed up on the beach of Gilligan's Island, leading to an episode of wacky thermo-nuclear hijinks! 22. Much like a person with diahrrea produces more sh*t than another person. Really. I've seen their movies. 24. Well, not impossible. But it does hurt to tear it out of the socket like that. (actually, folks, bend your arm ACROSS your body, and kiss the side of the elbow... you CAN!) 25. That's it! Bury me in Taiwan! I want one final lap dance before I'm planted for my dirt nap.

OK how many (1 reply) started by abby (05.17.2004 2:40:09 PM EST) people read #24 then tryed it.

# 2 ? (4 replies) started by thegrandpatron (05.17.2004 2:02:51 PM EST) I misread number 2: I thought it said you could rent a llama to be your daddy.

#16 (1 reply)   started by tjshere (05.17.2004 1:42:14 AM EST) Can someone explain to me how in the hell anybody knows what color a 10,000 year-old carrot was? Thank you. Now I'm gonna sit back and wait for The Critic to do his thing. Woooo Hooooo!!

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