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Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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"Our military is performing brilliantly. See, the transition from torture chambers and rape rooms and mass graves and fear of authority is a tough transition. And they're doing the good work of keeping this country stabilized as a political process unfolds." —Bush, remarks on "Tax Relief and the Economy," Iowa, April 15, 2004
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I can shoot with my left hand, I can shoot with my right hand... I'm amphibious.
— Charles Shackleford, NC State Basketball Player.
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Snapple Facts |
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#149 Theodore Roosevelt was the only president blind in one eye.
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Yo Mama ... |
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is like a rifle... four cocks and she's loaded.
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One Liners |
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Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: By psychologically breaking down her confidence with a rigorous behavior modification schedule, alternating between sensory deprivation and sensory overload, thereby breaking down her conception of self, leaving her unable to resist outside suggestion.
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