"We are in the process of helping them implement a strategy which is was described to us in Aqaba as to how the Palestinian Authority want to reconstitute a security force in order to make sure the terrorists, the haters of peace, those who can't stand freedom do not have their way in the Middle East." —Bush, on smoothing some of the bumps in the road to peace in the Middle East Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003
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Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
3 Guys Buy A Bar
By: Anonymous
Published: 05/23/2006
An Irishman, a jewish guy, a scotch man buy a bar together. The Irish guy says, "lets decorate the place with Irish green curtains, Irish green on the bar stools."
The Scotchman says "lets decorate the place with Scotch plaid, scotch plaid wallpaper."
The Jewish guy said "lets cover the seats with assholes and start making money!"
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